Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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