Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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This can only be settled by a dance off.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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