I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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