I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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