Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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