are you still at the devil's house?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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