I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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