so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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