If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.