I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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