ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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