You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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