So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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