I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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