no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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