The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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