Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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