I bet he comes in French.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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