you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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