I love black thongs
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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