If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My life is pants optional.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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