they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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