That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
