What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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