well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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