You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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