so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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