we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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