Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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