Well apparently he's into motor boating.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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