So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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