OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
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I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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