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i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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