their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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