well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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