yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she looked like the before picture.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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