Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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