Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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