Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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