I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My pussy is not your playground.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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