nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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