I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Still dying that you shit outside
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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