I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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