"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
its liver damage thursday
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