The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it was like having sex with a tree stump
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
