I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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