Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So much rum. So many feels.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Someone signed my nipple.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize