I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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