I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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