your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
