Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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