So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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