so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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