I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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